twenty-five to life

look. I just. I mean, seriously. McDonald’s breakfast...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:11:51 -0400

look. I just. I mean, seriously.

McDonald’s breakfast hasn’t been relevant since like 2008. duh, guys.

Too bad, so sad.

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:45:37 -0400

Too bad, so sad.

vegetasvajayjay: “In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:38:03 -0400

vegetasvajayjay:

“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.

He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.

After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”

Omg, yes.

Violet!

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:51:30 -0400

Violet!

Fruity Summer SorbetsStrawberry Banana1 1/2 cups frozen...

Sat, 11 May 2013 05:38:34 -0400

Fruity Summer Sorbets

Strawberry Banana
1 1/2 cups frozen strawberries
1 1/2 bananas (fresh)
1/4 cup lemon (or lime) juice
1/3 cup maple (or agave) syrup

Pineapple Banana
2 fresh bananas
1 1/2 cups frozen pineapple
1/2 cup coconut milk
1/3 cup maple (or agave) syrup

Zippy Wild Blueberry
1 1/2 cups frozen wild blueberries
1/2 cup lemon (or lime) juice
1/2 cup maple (or agave) syrup
1 fresh banana
1/2 tsp ginger powder or grated fresh ginger

Spicy Mango
1 1/2 cups frozen mango
1 fresh banana
1/3 cup lemon (or lime) juice
1/2 cup maple (or agave) syrup
a few dashes of cayenne powder

Directions
Add all ingredients of desired sorbet to a high speed blender. Blend until smooth, but keep it as thick and frosty as possible. Pour into freezer-friendly container. (Metal works best, but anything will do.) Chill until firm, scoop, and serve.

@jesusmalarky omg, we MUST.

Eight year old heart explosion.

Sat, 11 May 2013 05:30:29 -0400

Eight year old heart explosion.

Wtf, you gotta live underwater and be a cartoon to get a bag...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:22:04 -0400

Wtf, you gotta live underwater and be a cartoon to get a bag fulla free money?

This is cool and disgusting and amazing and terrifying all at...

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:29:29 -0400

This is cool and disgusting and amazing and terrifying all at once and I can’t stop looking at it and and ANDDDDD.

escapetheherd: Gucci and Marilyn Manson

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:26:09 -0400

escapetheherd:

Gucci and Marilyn Manson

thecouscousqueen: this is so clever i love it Oh, shit.

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:04:02 -0400

thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

Oh, shit.

“Using my labour and despoiling it are quite different things.” Ladies and gentlemen,...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:28:54 -0400

“Using my labour and despoiling it are quite different things.”

Ladies and gentlemen, Karl Marx sums up all that is wrong with capitalism in one fucking sentence.

elisaddiq: Harn Art Museum Hank Willis Thomas Absolut...

Sat, 04 May 2013 02:48:15 -0400

elisaddiq:

Harn Art Museum
Hank Willis Thomas
Absolut Power

Whoa.

lyriciss: itsexclusive: freshest-tittymilk: zigwardscissorhand...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:40:42 -0400

lyriciss:

itsexclusive:

freshest-tittymilk:

zigwardscissorhands:

wendyofneverland:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

With no pants on!

=)

I am literally embarrassed I never realised this

who figured this out tho!?

NEVER noticed this.

Who is Indian Jones, though?
I’m sorry, I really couldn’t help myself.

SO CREEPY.

Fri, 03 May 2013 15:57:29 -0400

SO CREEPY.

10 Year Old Boy Shot in Austin

Fri, 03 May 2013 15:54:45 -0400

10 Year Old Boy Shot in Austin:

derrionsfriends:

Jaylen Price lay in his hospital bed Thursday, a bullet lodged in his body and doctors not sure yet whether they will operate on the 10-year-old to remove it.

A 4th grader. Same age as many of the Sandy Hook victims. And virtually no media or press about it.

TEN YEARS OLD.

Prayers for a quick recovery, dear Jaylen.

phzsicks: vandalyzm: meehighmeelo: potatofarmgirl: natashakli...

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:40:19 -0400

phzsicks:

vandalyzm:

meehighmeelo:

potatofarmgirl:

natashakline:

For all the artists out there. xoxo

I agree with Natasha! Make stuff even if it HURTS! <3

Things I should remember

bingo.

I always try to do something referring to my music every day. This is some of the best advice you can ever get.

diasporicroots: Would you say this represents historic and...

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:37:37 -0400

diasporicroots:

Would you say this represents historic and modern colonialism?

ABSOLUTELY.

goronnie: ATTN PRODUCERS!!: The Wonderful Remix...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:00:44 -0400

goronnie:

ATTN PRODUCERS!!:

The Wonderful Remix Contest!

DOWNLOAD:

NO FILTER [MAXI SINGLE - EXPLICIT, RADIO, INSTRUMENTAL, ACAPELLA]

PRTY N BLSHT [MAXI SINGLE - EXPLICIT, RADIO, INSTRUMENTAL, ACAPELLA]

EMAIL YOUR REMIXES TO THECAFETERIALINE@GMAIL.COM!

ALSO MAKE SURE TO DOWNLOAD THE WONDERFUL PRELUDE PT. 1

☂

Who will survive in America?

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:10:59 -0400

Who will survive in America?

"Not everyone is okay with living like an open wound. But the thing about open wounds is that, well,..."

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:50:00 -0400

“Not everyone is okay with living like an open wound. But the thing about open wounds is that, well, you aren’t ignoring it. You’re healing; the fresh air can get to it. It’s honest. You aren’t hiding who you are. You aren’t rotting. People can give you advice on how to heal without scarring badly. But on the other hand there are some people who’ll feel uncomfortable around you. Some will even point and laugh. But we all have wounds.”

- Warsan Shire (via laughterandhope)
Warsan must be the wisest twentysomething in the history of the world. (Or at least the history of social media)